Monday, October 30, 2006

Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


Anonymous said...

That's Good

Anonymous said...

"HEY, du wanna cum over to my place for pizza and sex?"
"What! Du not lyk pizza?"

Anonymous said...

is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

Anonymous said...

That dress looks hot on you, but it would look even hotter on my floor tomorrow morning.

Anonymous said...

"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see my self in your pants"

Anonymous said...

i want you

Anonymous said...

Is your sweater felt? Do you want it to be?

Anonymous said...

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?

Anonymous said...

Are you wearing spacepants? because your A** is outta this world :)

Anonymous said...

me + you + bed - clothes divide the legs ad pray to god we dont multiply <3

Anonymous said...

Do you wanna spend the night?...My mom makes amazing breakfasts.


Anonymous said...

Are you from Tennessee? cause your the only TEN I SEE!