» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
» It's a catastrophic success.
» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban
» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
» I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx
» The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa
» The 100% American is 99% idiot.
» The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw
» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce
» You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen