Monday, October 30, 2006

Funny Epitaphs

Here lies, All cold and hard,

The last damn dog,

That pooped in my yard!


It was a Cough

That carried him Off

It was a Coffin They Carried him Off In


On an attorney’s tombstone:

Goembel John E.

1867-1946 "The defense rests"


Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me For not rising.

Ruidoso, New Mexico


Jedediah Goodwin Auctioneer

Born 1828 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1876

* * *

Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.

* * *

Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw.

* * *

Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.

We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.

* * *

He called Bill Smith A Liar

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Anonymous said...

"I wish I were in Virginia"

Anonymous said...

coool , i like it

Anonymous said...

here's another one

Stop stranger as you pass by
as you are now so once was I
as I am now so will you be
so be prepared to follow me

later someone scratched under it

To follow you I'm not content
until I know which way you went

Anonymous said...

"He loved Coca Cola........"

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