Funny Epitaphs

Here lies, All cold and hard,

The last damn dog,

That pooped in my yard!


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It was a Cough

That carried him Off

It was a Coffin They Carried him Off In


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On an attorney’s tombstone:

Goembel John E.

1867-1946 "The defense rests"


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Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me For not rising.

Ruidoso, New Mexico


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Jedediah Goodwin Auctioneer

Born 1828 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1876


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Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.


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Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw.


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Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.

We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.


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He called Bill Smith A Liar


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