Monday, October 30, 2006

Old Sayings

A whistling girl and a crowing hen always come to some bad end.


Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive


If God leads you to it, he will lead you through it.


I refuse to tip toe cautiously thru life only to arrive safely at deaths door.


Cry when you need to, laugh when you can.


Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day.


That in which is striking and beautiful, is not always beautiful, but that which is good is always beautiful.


I don't try to explain to people why I ride a Motorcycle.


For those who have experienced the joy no explanation is necessary.


For those who haven't, no explanation is possible.


It is better to be a little lonely than to be a whole lot miserable.


Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight.


When you say "I can't", you actually mean "I don't want to".


Never own ANYTHING you aren't willing to drill a hole in.


Early to bed and early to rise makes a man wealthy and wise.


The press will shape your opinion if you don't keep yourself informed.


God doesn't necessarily call the qualified, he qualifies the called.


Never give up a true friend, they will stay till the end.


God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.


Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Your enemies can hurt you, but only your fear defeats you! Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go.


True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.


Only those who attempt the absurd will acheive the impossible.


From a redneck: Ever day za gamble, I figger if I wake up in the morning I'm ahead.


Anyone who has'nt got a little bit of a temper is not worth killing.


The problem with management is that they can't see the people thru the ties.


We sometimes feel that what we do is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.


Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends.


Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.


The hardest part of raising your child is the same as teaching them to ride a bike. It's letting them go.


If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.


There's two theories about arguing with a woman, neither one works.


Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.


Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?


Things are not always what they seem, A stopped clock is right twice a day!


There are three kinds of men. The one who learns by reading. There's a few who learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


Before you were born your parents were not as boring as they are now.


They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you are.


So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents generation try cleaning the closet in your room.


If something sounds too good to be true it is probably false.


It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.


A person who has never made a mistake has never done anything.


Think about it, we learn most of what we know from mistakes, if we get burned, cut, bruised, scraped, or a knot put on our head we don't do it that way again.


Good judgment comes from experience, unfortunately experience usually comes from bad judgment.


Any country that accepts abortion, is not teaching its people to love, but to use any violence to get what it wants.


Hug a teacher today, if it wasn't for them you would not be reading this.


Never ASSUME anything, it makes an ASS of U and ME People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Just wondering...


Why do you suppose the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?


Downfall usually comes from within.


It is very troubling to me that doctors have a "practice". Be nice to nerds.


You will probably work for one someday.


"640 K of memory should be enough memory for anyone".


Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.


No one has to know what you paid for it.


Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. Never say never! You are what you eat.


"Computers of the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"


I feel the greatest destroyer of peace today is abortion.


There is nothing new...about old sayings.


If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey gr8 work carbon

Anonymous said...

Nice collection CARBON...

Anonymous said...

whats with all the abortion stuff??? im reading and laughing a little.... then ugh* subjects that have no use here!

Anonymous said...

Everything takes time. It's knowing when to give up and when to keep going

Anonymous said...

Luved it well done on making me smile and then making me laugh

catalina said...

i almost fell out of my chair laughing...not really. add more funny in it! too serious

Roxane said...

"Nobody knows how dumb you are until you tell them"