Saturday, October 28, 2006

Movie Quotes

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
-- Steve Martin (Bilko)

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
-- Bill Murray (What about Bob)

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
-- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
-- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
-- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
-- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
~ Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in "Love and Death"

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
~ Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
~ Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in "Citizen Kane"Scarecrow

(Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
~ "Wizard of Oz "

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
~ "A Hard Day's Night"

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"

Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
~ "Silence of the Lambs"

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
~ Groucho in "Duck Soup"


Anonymous said...

"You're killing me SMALLS!"
-The Sandlot-

Anonymous said...

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Anonymous said...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

- Rhett Butler(Gone With The Wind)

Anonymous said...

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but the only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Wallace Shawn, or Vizzini in Princess Bride

Forrest Gump Fan said...

"My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

"I like your shoes, I bet you could run all day in shoes like that and never get tired"

"Sir, you've just stepped in shit!"
"It happens"

"I told you, the day you become a shrimp boat captain, I'll become you're first mate"

"Are you stupid or something?"
"Stupid is as stupid does"

-Forrest Gump

Anonymous said...

spider pig, spider pig
-Homer Simpson(the simpsons movie)

Andres Gabriel Garcia Lucero said...

Life is a highway that has many roads connected to it, one for possession, darkness another for redemption, enlightment, and eternal light.