Saturday, October 28, 2006

Famous Last Words

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?


Anonymous said...

y'konw. the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano...

Anonymous said...

I think your purpose was to die.

Jessica said...

“wait here, I’ll go to check downstairs ALONE”

“Honey, as a matter of Fact, you are a lil overweighted”

“LOL dude, that’s just an urban legend”

“nah, its just a big kitten”

“I’m sure, the red ones are good”

wolf said...

"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

"Go away... I'm all right."

Anonymous said...

Hold my beer, watch this!

Anonymous said...

that was the moenest thing ever

Anonymous said...

Written on a tomb stone "see, I told you I was sick"

Anonymous said...

Honey, do you smell the gas too? Turn the light on.

Anonymous said...

I told you I was sick!