tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post116215227292171214..comments2023-09-04T20:44:33.446+05:30Comments on Quotes & Phrases: Sarcastic/Witty QuotesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07633986162565217684noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-37618468024599059072011-04-21T13:08:13.404+05:302011-04-21T13:08:13.404+05:30I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
...I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.<br /><br />Good friends will bail you out of prison. Best friends will be in the same prison with you.<br /><br />Put the diaper over his mouth, because that's where all the crap is coming out.saphira lockhartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-65453836019357159172011-04-18T16:21:47.703+05:302011-04-18T16:21:47.703+05:30you're so dumb you cant even grow blonde hairyou're so dumb you cant even grow blonde hairAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-3936740965831101732011-03-07T00:59:20.312+05:302011-03-07T00:59:20.312+05:30God always has the last laugh.God always has the last laugh.E Opondonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-78031082427873645312011-02-26T05:12:26.242+05:302011-02-26T05:12:26.242+05:3012 Ways to reject pick-up lines
1.) Man: “Haven’t...12 Ways to reject pick-up lines<br /><br />1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?”<br />Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”<br />3.) Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”<br />Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”<br /><br />4.) Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.”<br />Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there.”<br /><br />5.) The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who<br />used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to<br />dance and she refused:<br />Man: “Want to Dance?”<br />Woman: “No, thank you.”<br />Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”<br /><br />6.) Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”<br />Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”<br />Man: “But I don’t know your name.”<br />Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”<br /><br />7.) Man: “So what do you do for a living?”<br />Woman: “Female impersonator.”<br /><br />8.) And here’s one including the correct snappy return<br />Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”<br />Woman: “Unfertilized, screw off!”<br /><br />9.) A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60’s approach<br />her in a club while she was in college with the line,”Where have you been<br />all my life?” She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half<br />of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”<br /><br />10.) A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation.<br />We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”<br />My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.”<br /><br />11.) While at college, a few friends were discussing how their “passes”<br />had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies<br />explained how she handled it once…<br />When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like,<br />“Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!”<br />She responded, “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!” He immediately<br />blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.<br /><br />12.) “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-35862882893714642912011-02-20T19:38:29.741+05:302011-02-20T19:38:29.741+05:30You can never have too many pillowsYou can never have too many pillowsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-37768344647988446352011-02-12T03:10:49.346+05:302011-02-12T03:10:49.346+05:30The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse ...The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheeseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-87700968071174487682011-02-03T15:29:01.190+05:302011-02-03T15:29:01.190+05:30There is no race(humanity) without competition...There is no race(humanity) without competition...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14510062706953606687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-87882256326905099162010-12-13T21:39:53.427+05:302010-12-13T21:39:53.427+05:30Im blonde, whats your exuse?Im blonde, whats your exuse?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-54263913396203809702010-10-21T14:22:12.239+05:302010-10-21T14:22:12.239+05:30Illiteracy: the genetic disease that gets worse ev...Illiteracy: the genetic disease that gets worse ever generation. -DemiCaosite119https://www.blogger.com/profile/01775060806284760598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-59372820290570934402010-08-25T18:04:27.950+05:302010-08-25T18:04:27.950+05:30let it not be said to your shame that all was beau...let it not be said to your shame that all was beauty here before you came.jeeja hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-64308013722847524922010-08-05T08:23:14.224+05:302010-08-05T08:23:14.224+05:30You can lead a horse to water, but you can't m...You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink... unless you hold his head under and suck it out his ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-11640382600253871192010-06-08T20:20:41.193+05:302010-06-08T20:20:41.193+05:30One thinks cannibalism to be inhuman--to eat anoth...One thinks cannibalism to be inhuman--to eat another human. But what the hell happened to 'you are what you eat'?<br /><br />"If I had to choose between being an airplane and being a bird, I'd pick the plane. They soar as high as the highest birds and they don't crap on people below them in the process."<br /><br />"Asking persons about themselves and hearing what they don't enjoy is like asking 'Where's the bathroom?' and receiving a dirty diaper."<br /><br />"It's not whether the glass is full or empty or half, it's acting with the demeanor as if its full and that everyone deserves a glass."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11297512515238919376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-30820463352559093832010-06-05T03:38:11.996+05:302010-06-05T03:38:11.996+05:30If u think i'm a fool then u r my inspiration....If u think i'm a fool then u r my inspiration...Mitsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070679072745757232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-48111525802611072712010-05-30T20:45:36.858+05:302010-05-30T20:45:36.858+05:30I don't drink anymore... but I also don't ...I don't drink anymore... but I also don't drink any less<br /><br />"you're too big for your boots" "then I'll go buy new ones"<br /><br />"can you point me in the direction to the shops?" "sure, it's at the bottom of that steep pointy ledge"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-46648122020057790792010-05-27T21:25:55.963+05:302010-05-27T21:25:55.963+05:30off ur hands from ur pant pockets... neways there&...off ur hands from ur pant pockets... neways there's nothing inside 'emAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-45767122827450034542010-05-17T07:23:37.214+05:302010-05-17T07:23:37.214+05:30Dream,
as if you'll live forever.
Live,
as if...Dream,<br />as if you'll live forever.<br /><br />Live,<br />as if you'll die tomorrow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-54789544662320683682010-05-14T08:21:06.726+05:302010-05-14T08:21:06.726+05:30I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It'...I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to idiots weekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-14518351526960584412010-05-12T18:54:50.068+05:302010-05-12T18:54:50.068+05:30if you have nothing substantial to say ... speak i...if you have nothing substantial to say ... speak in englishsyed nayabhttp://rogleargroup.co.ccnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-17583511839172716362010-05-10T09:25:45.165+05:302010-05-10T09:25:45.165+05:30The world's greatest minds are found in BackBe...The world's greatest minds are found in BackBenchers.pranavhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894975367016805990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-5259993111116941692010-05-09T13:43:37.968+05:302010-05-09T13:43:37.968+05:30I just saved 15% or more by fleeing the scene of t...I just saved 15% or more by fleeing the scene of the accident.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-85748792080069265792010-05-02T12:22:21.244+05:302010-05-02T12:22:21.244+05:30I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too bu...I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy ignoring you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-80372438109442075212010-04-01T08:36:03.472+05:302010-04-01T08:36:03.472+05:30It is better to be a smart ass rather than a dumba...It is better to be a smart ass rather than a dumbass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-72559692162028579862010-03-22T05:45:54.355+05:302010-03-22T05:45:54.355+05:30Friendship is like peein' every1 can see it......Friendship is like peein' every1 can see it.....but only u get the warm feelin it givez!! <br /><br /><br />If i had 2 choose between breathin nd lovin u i would choose......... BREATHIN DUHHH!!!! [LOL]Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03137199159081378327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-71493532794808499842010-02-28T22:19:49.539+05:302010-02-28T22:19:49.539+05:30A true failer... even fails at killing themselves....A true failer... even fails at killing themselves... <br /><br />I would love to inspire you with my knowledge but your so arragant I don't think you would get it... <br /><br />You smell... give it time it will eventually wear you down and make you paranoid and wash three times a day, just like me. <br /><br />There are thousands of deaths a year from car accident and only a few hundred from drink driving... So be safe and be sure to heavely drink before you go home.Stephennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-60858405455927635202010-02-27T14:16:36.234+05:302010-02-27T14:16:36.234+05:30if you think that i'm a fool then you are my i...if you think that i'm a fool then you are my inspiration...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05718863439784161025noreply@blogger.com