I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
-- Steve Martin (Bilko)
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
-- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
-- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
-- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
-- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
-- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
~ Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in "Love and Death"
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
~ Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
~ Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in "Citizen Kane"Scarecrow
(Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
~ "Wizard of Oz "
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
~ "A Hard Day's Night"
Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"
Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
~ "Silence of the Lambs"
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
~ Groucho in "Duck Soup"
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"You're killing me SMALLS!"
-The Sandlot-
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
- Rhett Butler(Gone With The Wind)
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but the only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Wallace Shawn, or Vizzini in Princess Bride
"My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
"I like your shoes, I bet you could run all day in shoes like that and never get tired"
"Sir, you've just stepped in shit!"
"It happens"
"I told you, the day you become a shrimp boat captain, I'll become you're first mate"
"Are you stupid or something?"
"Stupid is as stupid does"
-Forrest Gump
spider pig, spider pig
-Homer Simpson(the simpsons movie)
Life is a highway that has many roads connected to it, one for possession, darkness another for redemption, enlightment, and eternal light.
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