tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post116203423652649178..comments2023-09-04T20:44:33.446+05:30Comments on Quotes & Phrases: Funny QuotesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07633986162565217684noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-86294186101819987002011-05-18T10:53:32.924+05:302011-05-18T10:53:32.924+05:30You failed.... just like your mums abortion!You failed.... just like your mums abortion!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-66927808827918644902011-02-05T04:59:51.329+05:302011-02-05T04:59:51.329+05:30What does a bug say when you ask him how his day w...What does a bug say when you ask him how his day was?<br />Nothing! bugs can't talk!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-75392377808792958262011-01-02T11:18:21.239+05:302011-01-02T11:18:21.239+05:30Where does the lobster have its penis? In the bill...Where does the lobster have its penis? In the bill!Harisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-43522447615328165022010-12-10T03:27:00.898+05:302010-12-10T03:27:00.898+05:30I dont know whether to admirer you because your be...I dont know whether to admirer you because your beautiful or because your dumb!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04604937957851511069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-46444375315679146242010-10-26T20:04:04.200+05:302010-10-26T20:04:04.200+05:30"Never argue with an idiot, they'll only ..."Never argue with an idiot, they'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-27809380353801595762010-09-28T03:26:22.800+05:302010-09-28T03:26:22.800+05:30I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am p...I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-38552994695740536352010-08-24T02:22:25.611+05:302010-08-24T02:22:25.611+05:30Is that your face or did ur neck just throw up?Is that your face or did ur neck just throw up?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056559951870910149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-84456918713401626152010-08-11T20:54:39.608+05:302010-08-11T20:54:39.608+05:30EDIT:if hard work pays off in the long run why hav...EDIT:if hard work pays off in the long run why havnt i stared running??? !Dcjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-70835017466353301922010-06-11T06:15:02.302+05:302010-06-11T06:15:02.302+05:30Before you critize someone, walk a mile in their s...Before you critize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. :]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-31093767506702388522010-05-17T08:51:06.693+05:302010-05-17T08:51:06.693+05:30When it's your time to shine people want it di...When it's your time to shine people want it dimished<br />how long is he gonna shine, is he almost finished?<br />my time to shine is defined infinite<br />cuz my time to shine ain't designed with gimmicks<br />see the time is behind my lyrics<br />i'm ahead of my time, so my time can't be measured with minutes!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-60946753716677929982010-05-13T11:06:13.385+05:302010-05-13T11:06:13.385+05:30Life's a bitch and if it wasn't it would b...Life's a bitch and if it wasn't it would be easy.... like youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-50268951569385286012010-04-25T01:27:22.460+05:302010-04-25T01:27:22.460+05:30Hard Work Never killed anybody, but why take a Cha...Hard Work Never killed anybody, but why take a Chance?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-62988903933328518422010-04-17T08:49:01.093+05:302010-04-17T08:49:01.093+05:30If at first you don't succeed, RELOAD
HAHAIf at first you don't succeed, RELOAD<br />HAHAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-68765795299104437512010-04-17T04:28:01.259+05:302010-04-17T04:28:01.259+05:30Good Phrases && Sayings.Good Phrases && Sayings.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12273877192593589859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-9667732267120864282010-04-17T04:27:18.292+05:302010-04-17T04:27:18.292+05:30Great commentsGreat commentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-62257582956710668602010-01-24T20:08:07.586+05:302010-01-24T20:08:07.586+05:30trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot a...trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot againAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-73399122332235734852009-12-30T06:42:26.757+05:302009-12-30T06:42:26.757+05:30i wrote our names on a fogged up window and watche...i wrote our names on a fogged up window and watched them fade away just like we did....gabi(L)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-32330390010888528482009-11-24T22:17:12.035+05:302009-11-24T22:17:12.035+05:30Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.........Give me ambiguity, or give me something else........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-8666667026219917332009-11-12T17:41:36.984+05:302009-11-12T17:41:36.984+05:30The roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The suga...The roses are wilted<br />The violets are dead<br />The sugar bowl is empty<br />And so is your headAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-24940279752159979582009-11-10T02:27:41.461+05:302009-11-10T02:27:41.461+05:30"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot y..."Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-48362458902476431432009-11-05T03:44:26.845+05:302009-11-05T03:44:26.845+05:30operater give me the number of 911operater give me the number of 911Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-26223154536049422622009-10-17T02:56:04.218+05:302009-10-17T02:56:04.218+05:30I was lying in my bed one night looking up at the ...I was lying in my bed one night looking up at the stars and I wondered where the hell is my ceiling lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-75496551204464963852009-09-11T08:47:14.495+05:302009-09-11T08:47:14.495+05:30i used to have problems with drugs... now get get ...i used to have problems with drugs... now get get along really wellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-14188577433656669612009-08-12T09:28:37.707+05:302009-08-12T09:28:37.707+05:30Silence Is Golden...but Ducktape is SilverSilence Is Golden...but Ducktape is SilverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36700417.post-47856683243983810802009-08-07T06:37:42.064+05:302009-08-07T06:37:42.064+05:30If the world didnt suck - we would all fall offIf the world didnt suck - we would all fall offAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com